Saturday, March 29, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
3/28/2008
Oh well if it isn't Sir Piss-A-Lot himself.
Plans for Friday evening include pissing in the corner of his newly cleaned cage, taking dumps while eating pellets, shedding, moving his food dish around with his teeth in a loud clanking manner, and pulling the piss guards off the side of the cage so he has ample room to pee all over the rug.
What are YOU doing tonight?!
Snakeskin Chameleon Rabbits
The Sussex Express reports:
"VISITORS were hopping with joy at a special Easter attraction in Newhaven.Newhaven Fort created some Easter fun over the bank holiday by hiding overgrown rabbits dressed in military themed clothes around the exhibits.
Brighton University and work experience people helped Newhaven Fort staff by hiding the enormous rabbits which included an evacuee, a military nurse and a chef from a military mess.
Visitors had a great time hunting for them by answering questions to lead them to the bunnies."They could be anywhere!
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Skydate 2027: The Bunniez have become self aware
In the not too distant future, the world will become a new place. A place where the old and young will meld into one being and recant stories of the old days where they traveled to school on foot in 700 degree heat, uphill both ways. Where blue moons will exist and punish you for using their names in vain. Where humans are no longer the ruler of planet Earth....
Skydate 2027: The Bunniez have become self aware
It has been 12 years since humans elevated rabbits to the position of manservant on planet Earth. Those among us who knew what a costly mistake this would be, left Earth on Donald Trump's Space Tourist program within the next 18 months. The unlucky remained.
By 2020, the rabbits had changed. A diet of human junk food had formed a new species. This species was to grow in power and eventually be known as the terror force, Bunniez.
Bunniez reproduced at an alarming rate. The humans had little chance against them. A resistance group of humans formed an underground network aiming soley to bring down the Bunniez in power and restore natural order. But on October 27, 2027, the worst imaginable happened; the Bunniez became self aware.
Similarly
Since I got back from vacation I've been trying to cut back on refined sugar (I deem Cane Juice OK, so cut me some slack here).
This is how far I've gotten... I am weak.
The Conspiracy is Real
I touched upon this in my first blog, and I thought it bore further explaining as it teases out one of the main characteristics in my understanding of rabbits. And that is that they are at heart rampant Woodlawn conspirators. Few animals are better able to stir up the forest like a rabbit. Whether he's thumping on a log to call their clandestine meetings to attention, or whether he's hopping stealthily around for the purposes of the party to make sure everyone stays in line, the Rabbit is stooge for the man more often than not.
Is the hurried hare of Alice in Wonderland really such a stretch from the pencil pushing horn-rimmed Illuminati accountants of now?
Judge for yourself: